Settle the suite-wide fallout of the wave

The evaluator stubs hoist properly for vitest's factory rewrite, the
WHOOP webhook route test's prisma double learns the pre-image read the
delete branch now performs, and the connector-token card description
shrinks to the one-sentence, 120-character shape the card guard
enforces — still saying what the mint truthfully does.

src/app/api/whoop/webhook/[token]/__tests__/route.test.ts

@@ -11,7 +11,10 @@ vi.mock("@/lib/api-handler", () => ({
 vi.mock("@/lib/db", () => ({
   prisma: {
     whoopConnection: { findUnique: vi.fn() },
-    measurement: { updateMany: vi.fn() },
+    measurement: {
+      updateMany: vi.fn(),
+      findMany: vi.fn(async () => []),
+    },
     workout: { deleteMany: vi.fn() },
   },
 }));

src/lib/jobs/__tests__/coach-reminder-sweep.test.ts

@@ -21,9 +21,11 @@ vi.mock("@/lib/ai/coach/bytes-codec", () => ({
 
 // The context-cue backstop delegates to the shared evaluator; its own
 // behaviour is pinned in `ai/coach/__tests__/context-reminders.test.ts`.
-const contextEvaluateMock = vi.fn(async (..._args: unknown[]) => ({
-  surfaced: 0,
-  errored: 0,
+const { contextEvaluateMock } = vi.hoisted(() => ({
+  contextEvaluateMock: vi.fn(async (..._args: unknown[]) => ({
+    surfaced: 0,
+    errored: 0,
+  })),
 }));
 vi.mock("@/lib/ai/coach/context-reminders", () => ({
   evaluateCoachContextReminders: contextEvaluateMock,

src/lib/jobs/__tests__/reminder-satisfy.test.ts

@@ -21,9 +21,11 @@ vi.mock("@/lib/jobs/boss-instance", () => ({
 // the Vorsorge assertions stay isolated; one test below pins that the hook
 // actually fires (watched red: removing the call site in
 // `runReminderSatisfyForUser` fails it).
-const evaluateContextMock = vi.fn(async (..._args: unknown[]) => ({
-  surfaced: 0,
-  errored: 0,
+const { evaluateContextMock } = vi.hoisted(() => ({
+  evaluateContextMock: vi.fn(async (..._args: unknown[]) => ({
+    surfaced: 0,
+    errored: 0,
+  })),
 }));
 vi.mock("@/lib/ai/coach/context-reminders", () => ({
   evaluateCoachContextReminders: evaluateContextMock,