chore(scripts): remove one-off scripts nothing runs

Nothing in package.json, the workflows, the Dockerfile, the docs or the
other scripts named these: the bench result dumps of v1.44 and v1.45
that no document cites, the version-pinned release checks, the v1.42
correlation dry run, the read-only diagnostics and their cleanup and
conversion companions for defects fixed long ago, the one-off locale
builder from v1.4.25, and the four June seeders for the demo account.

Kept: the two bench results the benchmarks doc cites, the Google Health
sleep repair (the duplicate-night issue is still open), the demo
migration its password guard reads, the column-reader sweep its test
imports, and the message-bundle tools. The scripts README now lists the
kept tools that it did not name before and drops a reference to a file
that does not exist.

scripts/README.md

@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 # `scripts/`
 
-One-shot operator and build scripts. These are not part of the running application — they are run by hand during a deploy, a backfill, or a release, or wired into CI. Recurring work belongs on pg-boss (`src/lib/jobs/`), not here.
+One-shot operator and build scripts. They are not part of the running application: they are run by hand during a deploy, a backfill, or a release, or wired into CI. Recurring work belongs on pg-boss (`src/lib/jobs/`), not here.
 
 ## How to run them
 
@@ -18,23 +18,27 @@ typecheck.
 
 ## What lives here
 
-- **`generate-openapi.ts`** — emits `docs/api/openapi.yaml` from the registered Zod schemas (`pnpm openapi:generate`).
-- **`check-openapi.ts`** — compares a freshly generated spec against the committed YAML; CI fails on drift (`pnpm openapi:check`).
-- **`check-env.ts`** — pre-deploy env-var sanity check against `env-manifest.json` (`pnpm check-env`); wired into CI.
-- **`assert-deploy.ts`** — post-deploy `/api/version` assertion.
-- **`rotate-encryption-key.ts`** — AES-256-GCM key rotation; see `docs/ops/encryption-key-rotation.md`.
-- **`restore-backup.ts`** — restore an off-host AES-GCM backup from an S3-compatible bucket.
-- **`repair-apple-health-distance.ts`** — repair walking-distance rows the `export.zip` import stored 1000x too small; dry-run by default, see `docs/ops/apple-health-distance-repair.md`.
-- **`repair-intake-anomalies.ts`** — repair historic medication-ledger defects (duplicate dose-slot rows, implausible `taken_at`); dry-run by default, see `docs/ops/intake-repair.md`.
-- **`backfill-rollups.ts`**, **`drain-per-sample-cumulative.ts`**, **`backfill-mood-note-column.ts`** — historical data backfills (note: the boot-time `rollup-full-backfill` queue handles new accounts automatically; the CLI is the manual fallback).
-- **`seed-demo.ts`** + **`seed-demo-v15.sql`** — populate a demo tenant.
-- **`bench/`** — `seed-large-account.ts` (a synthetic ten-year account of about 1.26 million measurement rows) and `run.ts` (latency and SQL statements per request against it); see `docs/contributing/benchmarks.md`. Results land in `bench/results/`.
-- **`test-notifications.ts`** — exercise the notification dispatcher + reminder check.
-- **`fetch-geolite2.sh`** — download the MaxMind GeoLite2 MMDBs (needs a licence key) before `docker build`.
-- **`build-pdf-fonts.py`** — rebuild the fonts the doctor-report PDF embeds (`src/lib/doctor-report-pdf/fonts/`) from the upstream Noto sources; needs `fonttools`. The source URLs are in its header.
-- **`install-hooks.sh`** — install the local git hooks.
-- **`generate-sw-version.mjs`**, **`print-bundle-report.mjs`** — service-worker version stamp and bundle-size report.
-- **`i18n/`** — locale tooling; **`__tests__/`** — tests for the scripts above.
+- **`generate-openapi.ts`**: emits `docs/api/openapi.yaml` from the registered Zod schemas (`pnpm openapi:generate`).
+- **`check-openapi.ts`**: compares a freshly generated spec against the committed YAML; CI fails on drift (`pnpm openapi:check`).
+- **`check-env.ts`**: pre-deploy env-var sanity check against `env-manifest.json` (`pnpm check-env`); wired into CI.
+- **`assert-deploy.ts`**: post-deploy `/api/version` assertion.
+- **`rotate-encryption-key.ts`**: AES-256-GCM key rotation; see `docs/ops/encryption-key-rotation.md`.
+- **`restore-backup.ts`**: restore an off-host AES-GCM backup from an S3-compatible bucket.
+- **`repair-apple-health-distance.ts`**: repair walking-distance rows the `export.zip` import stored 1000x too small; dry-run by default, see `docs/ops/apple-health-distance-repair.md`.
+- **`repair-intake-anomalies.ts`**: repair historic medication-ledger defects (duplicate dose-slot rows, implausible `taken_at`); dry-run by default, see `docs/ops/intake-repair.md`.
+- **`backfill-rollups.ts`**, **`drain-per-sample-cumulative.ts`**, **`backfill-mood-note-column.ts`**: historical data backfills (the boot-time `rollup-full-backfill` queue handles new accounts automatically; the CLI is the manual fallback).
+- **`seed-demo.ts`** + **`seed-demo-v15.sql`**: populate a demo tenant.
+- **`bench/`**: `seed-large-account.ts` (a synthetic ten-year account of about 1.26 million measurement rows) and `run.ts` (latency and SQL statements per request against it); see `docs/contributing/benchmarks.md`. Results land in `bench/results/`.
+- **`test-notifications.ts`**: exercise the notification dispatcher + reminder check.
+- **`fetch-geolite2.sh`**: download the MaxMind GeoLite2 MMDBs (needs a licence key) before `docker build`.
+- **`build-pdf-fonts.py`**: rebuild the fonts the doctor-report PDF embeds (`src/lib/doctor-report-pdf/fonts/`) from the upstream Noto sources; needs `fonttools`. The source URLs are in its header.
+- **`install-hooks.sh`**: install the local git hooks.
+- **`generate-sw-version.mjs`**, **`check-bundle-budget.mjs`**: service-worker version stamp and bundle-size report (`pnpm bundle-report`).
+- **`repair-google-health-sleep.ts`**: re-syncs every Google Health connection so nights stored twice before v1.28.18 collapse to one set; dry-run by default, `--run` to execute.
+- **`i18n-key-tool.mjs`**, **`split-description.mjs`**: edit one key across every `messages/*.json` (show, set, drop) and move an over-long card description's tail into its own key; **`measure-description-lengths.mjs`** measures the Settings and Admin description strings against the 120-character guideline.
+- **`audit-column-readers.ts`**: lists write-only schema columns and open `@pending-consumer` markers; a review tool, not a gate.
+- **`migrate-demo-edge01.sh`**: copies the demo account from one instance to a separate demo instance; see its README.
+- **`__tests__/`**: tests for the scripts above.
 
 ## Conventions