diff --git a/src/app/api/monitoring/glitchtip/test/__tests__/route.test.ts b/src/app/api/monitoring/glitchtip/test/__tests__/route.test.ts
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index 3c4180b46..000000000
--- a/src/app/api/monitoring/glitchtip/test/__tests__/route.test.ts
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@@ -1,164 +0,0 @@
-import { describe, it, expect, vi, beforeEach, afterEach } from "vitest";
-
-vi.mock("@/lib/api-handler", () => ({
-  apiHandler: <T extends (...args: unknown[]) => unknown>(fn: T) => fn,
-  requireAdmin: vi.fn(async () => ({
-    user: { id: "u-admin" },
-    session: { id: "s-1" },
-  })),
-}));
-
-vi.mock("@/lib/db", () => ({
-  prisma: {
-    appSettings: {
-      findUnique: vi.fn(),
-    },
-  },
-}));
-
-vi.mock("@/lib/rate-limit", () => ({
-  checkRateLimit: vi.fn(async () => ({ allowed: true })),
-}));
-
-vi.mock("@/lib/logging/context", () => ({
-  annotate: vi.fn(),
-}));
-
-vi.mock("@/lib/crypto", () => ({
-  decrypt: vi.fn((x: string) => x),
-}));
-
-vi.mock("@/lib/monitoring/glitchtip", () => ({
-  sendGlitchtipEvent: vi.fn(),
-}));
-
-import { POST } from "../route";
-import { prisma } from "@/lib/db";
-import { checkRateLimit } from "@/lib/rate-limit";
-import { sendGlitchtipEvent } from "@/lib/monitoring/glitchtip";
-
-interface ApiErrorEnvelope {
-  data: null;
-  error: string;
-}
-interface ApiSuccessEnvelope<T> {
-  data: T;
-  error: null;
-}
-
-const originalFetch = global.fetch;
-
-beforeEach(() => {
-  vi.mocked(checkRateLimit).mockResolvedValue({
-    allowed: true,
-    remaining: 5,
-    resetAt: Date.now() + 60_000,
-  } as never);
-  vi.mocked(prisma.appSettings.findUnique).mockReset();
-  vi.mocked(sendGlitchtipEvent).mockReset();
-  global.fetch = vi.fn() as never;
-});
-
-afterEach(() => {
-  global.fetch = originalFetch;
-});
-
-function emptyRequest(): Request {
-  return new Request("http://localhost/api/monitoring/glitchtip/test", {
-    method: "POST",
-    headers: { "content-length": "0" },
-  });
-}
-
-describe("POST /api/monitoring/glitchtip/test", () => {
-  it("happy path returns ok with statusCode", async () => {
-    vi.mocked(prisma.appSettings.findUnique).mockResolvedValueOnce({
-      glitchtipDsn: "https://abc@glitch.example.com/1",
-    } as never);
-    vi.mocked(sendGlitchtipEvent).mockResolvedValueOnce({
-      ok: true,
-      method: "envelope",
-      status: 200,
-    });
-
-    const response = await POST(emptyRequest() as never);
-    expect(response.status).toBe(200);
-    const body = (await response.json()) as ApiSuccessEnvelope<{
-      ok: boolean;
-      statusCode: number;
-      latencyMs: number;
-    }>;
-    expect(body.data.ok).toBe(true);
-    expect(body.data.statusCode).toBe(200);
-    expect(typeof body.data.latencyMs).toBe("number");
-
-    // CRITICAL guard against the `id: "default"` typo regression.
-    expect(prisma.appSettings.findUnique).toHaveBeenCalledWith(
-      expect.objectContaining({ where: { id: "singleton" } }),
-    );
-  });
-
-  it("rejects HTTP DSN with 422", async () => {
-    vi.mocked(prisma.appSettings.findUnique).mockResolvedValueOnce({
-      glitchtipDsn: "http://abc@glitch.example.com/1",
-    } as never);
-    const response = await POST(emptyRequest() as never);
-    expect(response.status).toBe(422);
-    const body = (await response.json()) as ApiErrorEnvelope & {
-      meta: { errorCode: string };
-    };
-    expect(body.meta.errorCode).toBe("dsn_not_https");
-    expect(sendGlitchtipEvent).not.toHaveBeenCalled();
-  });
-
-  it("rejects DSN pointing at a private host (SSRF guard)", async () => {
-    vi.mocked(prisma.appSettings.findUnique).mockResolvedValueOnce({
-      glitchtipDsn: "https://abc@127.0.0.1/1",
-    } as never);
-    const response = await POST(emptyRequest() as never);
-    expect(response.status).toBe(422);
-    const body = (await response.json()) as ApiErrorEnvelope & {
-      meta: { errorCode: string };
-    };
-    expect(body.meta.errorCode).toBe("dsn_host_not_public");
-    expect(sendGlitchtipEvent).not.toHaveBeenCalled();
-  });
-
-  it("rate-limit denial returns 429 with no upstream call", async () => {
-    vi.mocked(checkRateLimit).mockResolvedValueOnce({
-      allowed: false,
-      remaining: 0,
-      resetAt: Date.now() + 60_000,
-    } as never);
-    const response = await POST(emptyRequest() as never);
-    expect(response.status).toBe(429);
-    expect(sendGlitchtipEvent).not.toHaveBeenCalled();
-  });
-
-  it("returns 422 when DSN is not configured", async () => {
-    vi.mocked(prisma.appSettings.findUnique).mockResolvedValueOnce({
-      glitchtipDsn: null,
-    } as never);
-    const response = await POST(emptyRequest() as never);
-    expect(response.status).toBe(422);
-    const body = (await response.json()) as ApiErrorEnvelope;
-    expect(body.error).toMatch(/not configured/i);
-    expect(sendGlitchtipEvent).not.toHaveBeenCalled();
-  });
-
-  it("does not leak DSN/Bearer/sk- on upstream 401", async () => {
-    vi.mocked(prisma.appSettings.findUnique).mockResolvedValueOnce({
-      glitchtipDsn: "https://abc@glitch.example.com/1",
-    } as never);
-    vi.mocked(sendGlitchtipEvent).mockRejectedValueOnce(
-      new Error(
-        "401 Unauthorized: Authorization: Bearer sk-secret from https://glitch.example.com/api/1/envelope/",
-      ),
-    );
-    const response = await POST(emptyRequest() as never);
-    const text = await response.text();
-    expect(response.status).toBe(502);
-    expect(text).not.toMatch(/sk-/);
-    expect(text).not.toMatch(/glitch\.example\.com/);
-  });
-});
diff --git a/src/app/api/monitoring/glitchtip/test/route.ts b/src/app/api/monitoring/glitchtip/test/route.ts
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index 6b94815d6..000000000
--- a/src/app/api/monitoring/glitchtip/test/route.ts
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@@ -1,121 +0,0 @@
-import type { NextRequest } from "next/server";
-import { apiHandler, requireAdmin } from "@/lib/api-handler";
-import { apiSuccess, apiError } from "@/lib/api-response";
-import { checkRateLimit } from "@/lib/rate-limit";
-import { annotate } from "@/lib/logging/context";
-import { prisma } from "@/lib/db";
-import { sendGlitchtipEvent } from "@/lib/monitoring/glitchtip";
-import { isPublicUrl } from "@/lib/validations/notifications";
-
-export const dynamic = "force-dynamic";
-
-const TIMEOUT_MS = 5_000;
-
-export const POST = apiHandler(async (request: NextRequest) => {
-  void request;
-  const { user } = await requireAdmin();
-  annotate({ action: { name: "monitoring.glitchtip.test" } });
-
-  const rl = await checkRateLimit(`glitchtip-test:${user.id}`, 5, 60_000);
-  if (!rl.allowed) {
-    return apiError("Too many test requests", 429, {
-      errorCode: "rate_limited_self",
-    });
-  }
-
-  const settings = await prisma.appSettings.findUnique({
-    where: { id: "singleton" },
-    select: { glitchtipDsn: true },
-  });
-
-  if (!settings?.glitchtipDsn) {
-    return apiError("Glitchtip DSN not configured", 422, {
-      errorCode: "not_configured",
-    });
-  }
-
-  // DSN is admin-set, but a compromised/social-engineered admin (or a stored
-  // settings record from a hostile import) could aim Glitchtip at internal
-  // hosts. Validate the host is publicly reachable and uses HTTPS before we
-  // hand the URL to the helper.
-  let dsnHost: string;
-  try {
-    const parsed = new URL(settings.glitchtipDsn);
-    if (parsed.protocol !== "https:") {
-      return apiError("Glitchtip DSN must use HTTPS", 422, {
-        errorCode: "dsn_not_https",
-      });
-    }
-    if (!isPublicUrl(`${parsed.protocol}//${parsed.host}`)) {
-      return apiError("Glitchtip DSN host is not publicly reachable", 422, {
-        errorCode: "dsn_host_not_public",
-      });
-    }
-    dsnHost = parsed.host;
-  } catch {
-    return apiError("Glitchtip DSN is malformed", 422, {
-      errorCode: "dsn_invalid",
-    });
-  }
-
-  const start = performance.now();
-  const send = sendGlitchtipEvent({
-    dsn: settings.glitchtipDsn,
-    input: {
-      environment: process.env.NODE_ENV ?? "production",
-      message: "HealthLog Glitchtip self-test",
-      level: "info",
-      // sourceTag rides through into the event tags. Adding "noise: true" lets
-      // operators silence these in their inbound Glitchtip rules so the test
-      // button doesn't pollute the issue inbox.
-      sourceTag: "self-test:noise",
-    },
-  });
-
-  const timeoutErr = new Error("timeout");
-  timeoutErr.name = "AbortError";
-  const timeout = new Promise<never>((_, reject) =>
-    setTimeout(() => reject(timeoutErr), TIMEOUT_MS),
-  );
-
-  try {
-    const result = await Promise.race([send, timeout]);
-    const latencyMs = Math.round(performance.now() - start);
-
-    if (!result.ok) {
-      annotate({
-        meta: {
-          glitchtip_test_status: result.status ?? null,
-          glitchtip_test_method: result.method ?? null,
-          glitchtip_test_latency_ms: latencyMs,
-          glitchtip_test_host: dsnHost,
-        },
-      });
-      return apiError("Glitchtip rejected the event", 502, {
-        errorCode: "upstream_error",
-      });
-    }
-
-    return apiSuccess({
-      ok: true,
-      statusCode: result.status ?? 200,
-      latencyMs,
-    });
-  } catch (e) {
-    const err = e as Error;
-    const isTimeout = err.name === "AbortError";
-    const code = isTimeout ? "timeout" : "connection_failed";
-    annotate({
-      meta: {
-        glitchtip_test_code: code,
-        glitchtip_test_host: dsnHost,
-        glitchtip_test_error: err.message.slice(0, 200),
-      },
-    });
-    return apiError(
-      isTimeout ? "Glitchtip request timed out" : "Glitchtip connection failed",
-      502,
-      { errorCode: code },
-    );
-  }
-});
diff --git a/src/app/api/monitoring/umami/test/__tests__/route.test.ts b/src/app/api/monitoring/umami/test/__tests__/route.test.ts
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index 689992b73..000000000
--- a/src/app/api/monitoring/umami/test/__tests__/route.test.ts
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,135 +0,0 @@
-import { describe, it, expect, vi, beforeEach, afterEach } from "vitest";
-
-vi.mock("@/lib/api-handler", () => ({
-  apiHandler: <T extends (...args: unknown[]) => unknown>(fn: T) => fn,
-  requireAdmin: vi.fn(async () => ({
-    user: { id: "u-admin" },
-    session: { id: "s-1" },
-  })),
-}));
-
-vi.mock("@/lib/db", () => ({
-  prisma: {
-    appSettings: {
-      findUnique: vi.fn(),
-    },
-  },
-}));
-
-vi.mock("@/lib/rate-limit", () => ({
-  checkRateLimit: vi.fn(async () => ({ allowed: true })),
-}));
-
-vi.mock("@/lib/logging/context", () => ({
-  annotate: vi.fn(),
-}));
-
-vi.mock("@/lib/crypto", () => ({
-  decrypt: vi.fn((x: string) => x),
-}));
-
-import { POST } from "../route";
-import { prisma } from "@/lib/db";
-import { checkRateLimit } from "@/lib/rate-limit";
-
-interface ApiErrorEnvelope {
-  data: null;
-  error: string;
-}
-interface ApiSuccessEnvelope<T> {
-  data: T;
-  error: null;
-}
-
-const originalFetch = global.fetch;
-
-beforeEach(() => {
-  vi.mocked(checkRateLimit).mockResolvedValue({
-    allowed: true,
-    remaining: 5,
-    resetAt: Date.now() + 60_000,
-  } as never);
-  vi.mocked(prisma.appSettings.findUnique).mockReset();
-  global.fetch = vi.fn() as never;
-});
-
-afterEach(() => {
-  global.fetch = originalFetch;
-});
-
-function emptyRequest(): Request {
-  return new Request("http://localhost/api/monitoring/umami/test", {
-    method: "POST",
-    headers: { "content-length": "0" },
-  });
-}
-
-describe("POST /api/monitoring/umami/test", () => {
-  it("happy path returns ok with hasMarker=true", async () => {
-    vi.mocked(prisma.appSettings.findUnique).mockResolvedValueOnce({
-      umamiScriptUrl: "https://analytics.example.com/script.js",
-    } as never);
-    (global.fetch as unknown as ReturnType<typeof vi.fn>).mockResolvedValueOnce(
-      new Response("(function(){window.umami=function(){};})();", {
-        status: 200,
-      }),
-    );
-
-    const response = await POST(emptyRequest() as never);
-    expect(response.status).toBe(200);
-    const body = (await response.json()) as ApiSuccessEnvelope<{
-      ok: boolean;
-      statusCode: number;
-      hasMarker: boolean;
-    }>;
-    expect(body.data.ok).toBe(true);
-    expect(body.data.hasMarker).toBe(true);
-    expect(body.data.statusCode).toBe(200);
-
-    // CRITICAL guard: AppSettings is keyed on `id: "singleton"` everywhere
-    // else in the codebase. A typo here ("default") would silently make the
-    // route return 422 in prod even with valid settings.
-    expect(prisma.appSettings.findUnique).toHaveBeenCalledWith(
-      expect.objectContaining({ where: { id: "singleton" } }),
-    );
-  });
-
-  it("rate-limit denial returns 429 with no upstream call", async () => {
-    vi.mocked(checkRateLimit).mockResolvedValueOnce({
-      allowed: false,
-      remaining: 0,
-      resetAt: Date.now() + 60_000,
-    } as never);
-    const response = await POST(emptyRequest() as never);
-    expect(response.status).toBe(429);
-    expect(global.fetch).not.toHaveBeenCalled();
-  });
-
-  it("returns 422 when URL not configured", async () => {
-    vi.mocked(prisma.appSettings.findUnique).mockResolvedValueOnce({
-      umamiScriptUrl: null,
-    } as never);
-    const response = await POST(emptyRequest() as never);
-    expect(response.status).toBe(422);
-    const body = (await response.json()) as ApiErrorEnvelope;
-    expect(body.error).toMatch(/not configured/i);
-    expect(global.fetch).not.toHaveBeenCalled();
-  });
-
-  it("does not leak Bearer/sk- or upstream URL on upstream 401", async () => {
-    vi.mocked(prisma.appSettings.findUnique).mockResolvedValueOnce({
-      umamiScriptUrl: "https://analytics.example.com/script.js",
-    } as never);
-    (global.fetch as unknown as ReturnType<typeof vi.fn>).mockResolvedValueOnce(
-      new Response(
-        "Authorization: Bearer sk-secret echoed back from https://analytics.example.com/script.js",
-        { status: 401 },
-      ),
-    );
-    const response = await POST(emptyRequest() as never);
-    const text = await response.text();
-    expect(response.status).toBe(502);
-    expect(text).not.toMatch(/sk-/);
-    expect(text).not.toMatch(/analytics\.example\.com/);
-  });
-});
diff --git a/src/app/api/monitoring/umami/test/route.ts b/src/app/api/monitoring/umami/test/route.ts
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index 02842768c..000000000
--- a/src/app/api/monitoring/umami/test/route.ts
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,130 +0,0 @@
-import type { NextRequest } from "next/server";
-import { apiHandler, requireAdmin } from "@/lib/api-handler";
-import { apiSuccess, apiError } from "@/lib/api-response";
-import { checkRateLimit } from "@/lib/rate-limit";
-import { annotate } from "@/lib/logging/context";
-import { prisma } from "@/lib/db";
-import { isPublicUrl } from "@/lib/validations/notifications";
-
-export const dynamic = "force-dynamic";
-
-const TIMEOUT_MS = 5_000;
-const MAX_BODY_BYTES = 256 * 1024;
-
-function redact(text: string): string {
-  return text.replace(/https?:\/\/\S+/gi, "[url]");
-}
-
-export const POST = apiHandler(async (request: NextRequest) => {
-  void request;
-  const { user } = await requireAdmin();
-  annotate({ action: { name: "monitoring.umami.test" } });
-
-  const rl = await checkRateLimit(`umami-test:${user.id}`, 5, 60_000);
-  if (!rl.allowed) {
-    return apiError("Too many test requests", 429, {
-      errorCode: "rate_limited_self",
-    });
-  }
-
-  const settings = await prisma.appSettings.findUnique({
-    where: { id: "singleton" },
-    select: { umamiScriptUrl: true },
-  });
-
-  if (!settings?.umamiScriptUrl) {
-    return apiError("Umami script URL not configured", 422, {
-      errorCode: "not_configured",
-    });
-  }
-
-  const url = settings.umamiScriptUrl;
-  if (!isPublicUrl(url) || !url.startsWith("https://")) {
-    return apiError("Umami URL must be a public HTTPS endpoint", 422, {
-      errorCode: "url_not_public",
-    });
-  }
-
-  const controller = new AbortController();
-  const timer = setTimeout(() => controller.abort(), TIMEOUT_MS);
-  const start = performance.now();
-
-  try {
-    const res = await fetch(url, {
-      method: "GET",
-      signal: controller.signal,
-      cache: "no-store",
-      // `manual` neutralises a redirect-follow SSRF — even though the URL was
-      // checked with isPublicUrl(), a public host can 302 to a private IP.
-      redirect: "manual",
-    });
-    const latencyMs = Math.round(performance.now() - start);
-
-    if (res.status >= 300 && res.status < 400) {
-      annotate({ meta: { umami_test_status: res.status } });
-      return apiError("Umami URL redirects — check configuration", 502, {
-        errorCode: "redirected",
-      });
-    }
-
-    // Cap response read to 256 KB so a hostile public server can't stream
-    // gigabytes through us; combined with the 5 s abort, RAM use stays bounded.
-    let body = "";
-    if (res.body) {
-      const reader = res.body.getReader();
-      const decoder = new TextDecoder();
-      let total = 0;
-      try {
-        while (total < MAX_BODY_BYTES) {
-          const { done, value } = await reader.read();
-          if (done) break;
-          total += value.byteLength;
-          body += decoder.decode(value, { stream: true });
-        }
-        body += decoder.decode();
-      } finally {
-        reader.releaseLock();
-      }
-    }
-
-    if (!res.ok) {
-      annotate({
-        meta: {
-          umami_test_status: res.status,
-          umami_test_latency_ms: latencyMs,
-        },
-      });
-      return apiError("Umami connection failed", 502, {
-        errorCode: "upstream_error",
-      });
-    }
-
-    // Look for tracker-shape signal rather than a literal "umami" substring —
-    // a 404 page that mentions "Powered by Umami" would otherwise slip through.
-    const hasMarker = /umami\.track|window\.umami|"umami"/i.test(body);
-
-    return apiSuccess({
-      ok: hasMarker,
-      statusCode: res.status,
-      latencyMs,
-      hasMarker,
-    });
-  } catch (e) {
-    const err = e as Error;
-    const isAbort = err.name === "AbortError";
-    const code = isAbort ? "timeout" : "connection_failed";
-    annotate({
-      meta: {
-        umami_test_code: code,
-        umami_test_error: redact(err.message).slice(0, 300),
-      },
-    });
-    return apiError(
-      isAbort ? "Umami request timed out" : "Umami connection failed",
-      502,
-      { errorCode: code },
-    );
-  } finally {
-    clearTimeout(timer);
-  }
-});